January 16, 2018
I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. You might enjoy this. Oh. Em. Gee. That's amazing. She's always got to wedge herself in the middle of us so that she can control everything. Yeah. Mom's awesome. I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it? This is not what it looks like. It looks like you're tweaking her nipples through a chain-link fence.
Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? When a.. man.. needs to prove to a woman that he's actually.. [pause].. When a man loves a woman.. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom? I could use a leather jacket for when I'm on my hog and have to go into a controlled slide. Happy. A Colombian cartel that WON'T kidnap and kill you. I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run..so now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.