Contentful + Gatsby

Second blog post

January 18, 2018

Oh by the way, Doctor said no kissing her on the face for one week. I was like make it two weeks, see if I care! I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits. Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit?

I am getting rid of this thing. It has caused me nothing but pride and self-respect. I will be a bigger and hairier mole than the one on your inner left thigh! Stop licking my hand, you horse's ass. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb.

Now, do you wanna steer, or are you too old to sit on your Pop's lap and drive? Mom always taught us to curl up in a ball and remain motionless when confronted. The Man Inside Me seems well reviewed. Did you know that more frozen bananas are sold right here on this boardwalk than anywhere in the OC? She's a contestant. It's sorta like an inner beauty pageant. Ah, there it is.